ÿþ[INTRO] SkatterBrainz: Hmm. Oh. There you are! I found you. You can't hide from me, DJ SkatterBrainz! Well, boys and ghouls& Ladies and germs, take a look and gaze upon the wonder that is& [THE SEQUEL] SkatterBrainz: Masked Menaces II! Matt LeDoux: Ayo I'm pissin' on a headstone cause I could give a fuck less I'm takin' bodies out of graves and then it's straight to my mattress Hangin' upside down like a bat from a tree I drop down on the unsuspecting living beneath me I reach 6 feet deep but I'ma climb up to the surface And when I finally get there I'm snatchin' old ladies purses You can throw the holy water with the hopes that I'll be burnin' But I'ma run up in the church and kill a priest during the sermon. Magick: You can't take off this mask that I sewed on your face I'll be rattlin' your brain like this beat rattles bass Venomous rattlesnakes bite necks for the taste Break bones barely believe half you rappers ain't fake I'm a menaces to society in a mask and a hoodie Check back in 20 years, this is an oldie but a goodie During the witching hour - full bloom lotus flower. Spread wings and take flight, look for the prey I'll devour. SkatterBrainz: I'm your Crypt Keeper also known as SkatterBrainz All I hear is death and danger as I hang Masked Menaces two? This is the sequel. A brand new year and new paint on the easel! AdamAnthraxe: This is what happens when the government tampers with Radical new elements, they just can't handle it Messin' with DNA strains causin' strange developments That's how I got my adamantium exoskeleton Claws rip through jaws, healing factor helps scars This is the info withheld from Chris Dodd Uncut stories told by the POD Once the lightning hits the rod better pray to your God Dangle E.Z.: Help me escape I'm lost and thrown away All you have to do is say my name 3 times in the mirror and my face appears Now listen very clear I'll whisper in your ear Light a candle, hold your breath, say a vigil, it's that simple This is crucial to the process, no i can't stop your nonsense Take the heart of a hyena and the tail of a cat Mixed with blood of a virgin, stir it in a giant vat Alive at last! SkatterBrainz: If that one didn't get the worms crawling out of your ears, I don't know what will! This next track I have in store for you is called "Murder Masquerade" and it's sure to leave some blood on the dance floor! [MURDER MASQUERADE] AdamAnthraxe: Come get familiar, with this real killa Yes I'm a blood spilla, mixed with vanilla Nah, I really feel ya, its the real deal-a Triple distilled, put you on tilt, don't need no pain or no guilt Write with my skills-uh, to be your heart steal-a Reveal what I seek, spread your wings caterpill-a Wherever you move, I'll keep my eyes peeled I'm up room 112, you can do as you will. Chorus: It's a murder masquerade It's a murder masquerade It's a murder masquerade It's a murder masquerade Matt LeDoux: Look at me I keep this mask on my face Got a mask of you too, so anyone can replace you. I extend my hand, in a show of my manners And I said, "Can I have this dance?" cause what you say doesn't really matter And we slide across the floor and we swayed on these lights Cause I'm takin' your hand and we bathe in moonlight Your legs drag behind you. Need I remind you? It's already Halloween and no one has yet to find you. [chorus] Magick: It's like a buffet, so many here that I wanna taste. Lick my lips, some savory hips. This must be my lucky day. Dance with me as we swing Fantasy, your hands on me Something right from your dreams Let's have a dance times it by 3 Defy gravity dance my way Girl, don't think I won't play You're dressed up all on display If you slither then I'm gonna slay [SWEET TOOTH] Chorus: Come mob with me if you gotta sweet tooth( Come follow me if you got a sweet tooth( You're makin' me go psycho searchin' for the sweet truth.( On Halloween you can pick and choose Magick: Let me tell you bout this pachuco I seen last week( His dickies were pressed, I'm cravin' dark meat( I found out his addy. Isn't that sweet? ( And this Halloween he's gonna be my treat( I turn up the heat by dressin' extra sexy( Think he'll deny entry to me and my girl Yoshi?( All you see is two girls at his door( Fire up the oven, I'll get him on the floor( Magick takes your breath away, if you were still alive you'd beg me to stay( I hear the sweetest meat comes from the buns ( Baked to perfection serve it up (mmm yum)( I might be stalkin' you let's have a lil fun( I want a taste of you dripping from my tongue( I'm so skilled, my victims never run( Yeah it's Magick and Yoshi bout to get us some [chorus] Yoshi: Ha ha ha ha Happy Halloween I've been itchin' for some goodies, knock knock trick or treat I have always been watchin' her do all her daily deeds And on October 31st I'm gonna get what I need Gimme a sweet to chew between my teeth She's tasty and fun until you take a look beneath I thought she was the one, thought about the chick for weeks I stalked and stalked until a rude remark quickly pissed me off So skip the smoothest talk, I'm here to eat I'll show you who's the freak, you always hide your face I'm being me That's why I've chosen you to be my game, I hunt to feast. You hate it when I'm messy, I promise to be neat You could've been my yoda, yada dada dada beat You rejected me on Halloween So instead I think I'll have a couple servings of your meat So sweet, so sweet. [chorus] Magick: Mmmm yeah I tamed my sweet tooth His meat's sweet true Saved a little for my stew Yoshi, how bout you? Yoshi: Yeah, baby. I should've got a cavity. Magick, don't be mad at me the candy's too good. It ended in a tragedy it's sad to see I'm trembling As we indulge what we could. Magick: It ain't no thing you just got a little crazy Why you lookin' all sick, so pale and pasty? You got a little pink, wasn't it tasty? What's her name again? Somethin' like Stacy? Yoshi: Fuck the name, she was tryin' to erase me She started screamin' about all the reasons why she hates me It's my favorite holiday, I caught her lyin' again And she was still the sweetest thing inside my candy bin. [chorus] [GHOSTLY VISIONS] Matt LeDoux: It was just me home alone or so I thought so Yo, I'm pulling out a Ouija board Im sure I'm in control Yep. Microphone check I'ma record any message The dead left for me obviously interested My hands on the planchette I'm planted in my seat I can feel you moving me like the winds moving leaves And the clouds rollin by must be a storm comin' through And the message on the board said its just me and you You and I have a history, no mystery you wish for me Not dearly departed anymore, are you listening? I came through, I gave you all that I was given I made your hands move like a clock slowly tickin' As time passes by I can communicate too The reflection in the mirror- is it even really you? I broke the windows to the soul I'm never gonna leave Ima break that damn board now its just you and me AdamAnthraxe: Im noticing ghostly visions and holy apparitions Floating about the house without legs but listen I ain't afraid of no ghost, nope not me. But death's at the door, I can hear the knocking. Rock me, sock me, pinch or wake me up Will I forever fall or will he take me up? They're throwin' icy stares that could frost a beer mug When they all talk at once I could use some ear plugs. Magick: I work in this club connected to this hotel One night it popped off, only one body fell She never left the scene, I tell you that's where it began You can see her out front in the security cam I got the chills as she looked up and reached out her hand Dropped my book, picked up my heart, and ran I peeked out the front door didn't have any plan Just curiosity to see her if I can Big Frank: I remember it was late when I got to the pad I'd been out all night, we were drinkin' like mad Walked in the house and straight posted in the chair Lit a cigarette and blew the smoke in the air Through the corner of my eye I saw the blood on the walls A man in the corner curled up in a ball Turned my head quick in the fuckin' direction Nothin' was there, it bugged me out for a second. I see more blood and a girl I don't know But in the middle of her head is a smokin' bullet hole The man from the corner was starin' back at me But when I look at them, they're not what they seem Tunnel visions of reality surrounded by death How did I get trapped in this muthafuckin' mess? In my kitchen is a man who died from his last meal Somebody poisoned me and stopped my peripheral. [EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM] Matt LeDoux: All I can remember was the boom and the flash Like the sun took my picture or somethin', I look passed I see the vast wasteland of what we used to call Earth But now the plants cry too because there's poison in the dirt And we try to choke down what little food reserves we ration We gave up on life because we live without passion As vultures fly above, vultures walk on the pavement Like venomous businessmen lookin' for a paycheck So now we break necks at the sign of infection We breathe our least breaths and don't pray for resurrection Cause any place we go after this will be a blessin' We keep our hopes high for the rebirth of invention To keep our attention away from our protection We signed the user agreement without second guessin' While evil's broadcast from the toxic airwaves We can only escape with this music we play. Chorus: Please stand by for our instructions Broadcast this as urgent news. Can't you see the sky is falling? Keep your head down out of view just& AdamAnthraxe: The day it all went down I remember where I was I was in the Matrix and then suddenly unplugged We were posted at the Cerebro deep underground Got a panicked called from Dangle warning us about& "Adam, holy shit the shit just hit the fan. Goddamn! Better have a weapon and plan in hand! All I see is death and destruction on the news I heard NORAD launched a nuke.. We're all doomed!" Followed by about a thousand texts comin' through. Tellin' me about a broadcast of Masked Menaces II I load up ammunition, reinforce the fortress Who knows what kinda forces are movin' towards us? Strap on this gas mask, I'm out to gather rations I hear jets overhead and lights flashin' from the action I'm passin' this wreckage and then I see the worst Is this an infection or has the world been cursed? [chorus] Magick: The ground shakes me out of my bed The ceiling crumbles right over my head Pulled from the wreckage I should've been dead But instead I'm running for cover in a hail storm of fire No messiah here for hire, pray with the choir There's no higher here in the beginning of the end There's no mercy left here for you to collect Humanity is going to be put to the test Why is the sky still falling? Weeks pass, no broadcasts, forget all that you have Your values change fast, society has crashed Simplicity is gone with a flash Gotta be strong or you're out with the trash Cant rain forever you're searchin' for green grass Hope lives within a single broadcast Another human life out there at last [187] SlaughtaMan: Murder, murder. Streets all on fire Better send this message out on the wire I got ammo and weapons that seem to be workin' for now But these bodies seem to be comin' straight from hell. Fuck. Everyone's dead but the bodies still walk They keep their eyes on me like a demented hawk, yeah I take them out with the sniper rifle shot Rock the dome, bones shown cause skin is gone home to danger zone. Got feelings for these zombies, not. I just wanna make their bodies rot, ooh I'm so sick with it. I grip their flesh and wipe my ass with it. My life has become full of sinnin', yeah The awful stench that fills the night Kinda reminds me of _____ the _____ fat wife, yeah I drench my body with the blood of the enemy Camouflage myself to hide the scent of me, the dead are no friend to me Chorus: Murder, murder, kill, kill. 187 Got a one way ticket, but it's not to heaven Murder, murder, kill, kill. 187 Murder's on my mind and I'm killin' the session AdamAnthraxe: It's like I'm bein' stalked by an army of deadites! One head strike with a lead pipe turned out his head lights The next might try to bite so I take flight upstairs Magick's in position wit plenty of ammo to spare Magick: Look out, this loca's locked and loaded with no emotions Behind you, Adam! Pulled the trigger, his head exploded. AdamAnthraxe: Thanks I didn't notice him in my blind spot I thought blood and guts would kill the mood, but love is what I got Magick: I told you it's ride or die until the bloody end Back to back fully strapped buckin' off their limbs. AdamAnthraxe: I lost track of the total kill count in the food court Kill em all first, leave it up to God to sort. Magick: I saw a straggler, dragging ass with a dagger Rockin' a "Lady GaGa" shirt so I had to blast her Flipped her backwards, then Adam stabbed her Gotta double tap or that might be your last turn [chorus] Bolimic: Who knew there was no stoppin' this? Zombie apocalypse. Chemical bomb shit that's been plaguing our metropolis Seen Loc: It must be some sick Halloween prank Doses of bat acid in the candy mix gots kids eatin' kids. Bolimic: The screamin' infants confirm that there's baby back ribs I see 'em posted up feasting outside of my crib I still gotta ride, even though everyone I love died So I capture me a zombie and I skinned off his hide Seen Loc: So it's time to wear my new mask cause I'm a menace Rockin' flesh of a dead rotten dentist Not even Ed or Bill can get with this Murderin' all infected with the sickness Bolimic: Wig splits, 7 inches into the head The rim chips and my aggression is finally fed Seen Loc: Though it's kinda weird tryin' to kill somethin' already dead Bolimic: And I wonder, am I being mislead? Cause I'm cravin' the death Like they crave the rotting brain in my head [MONSTER LEAN] Chorus: I scream, you scream, we all scream on Halloween The dead will rise to haunt the scene. But the party don't start til I see a monster lean AdamAnthraxe: I step on the scene, I'm just so damn ninja Lets contin'ya to see what I can get up int'a Began to drink before the dark had fallen. The freaks are out, I think i hear em callin' Me and Magick at this murder masquerade. Feelin' the frequency, I'm sharp as aftershave Monster mashin' with Matt, I think I see Majesstik Layla let me order my fam some refreshments. Get me 6 Tuaca bombs, nah just fill em all. Spotted the rest of the P.O.D. up at this ball. I did the monster call, guess they all heard it. If you see a monster lean, make sure I'm alerted Its only once a year that we can observe this. I seen Medusa's lurking but I already murked it. She squirted. Everyone spits out their drinks But I don't give a damn about what y'all think! [chorus] Magick: Boo! I'ma scare you. Havin' you jumpin' out your skin scaredy cat hair do Ha Ha fool! I got you, duck dodge right out the room I'm flyin' off on a broom. Come hither my pretty, I got candy with me Here, pet my kitty. Don't be scared of me Let's hang at this party, witches gettin' naughty. Kick off my boots, monster lean like la dee da dee Dangle E.Z.: Yo, I'm jumpin' on the scene, cup of everclear and codeine Leg draggin' like a zombie, tryin' to shake this dirt up off me Lightin' up a Jeffrey, hangin' high from the tree When you hear the wind blow, the Devil calls for me So unboard your windows and call for your wife The underworld is demanding that you give your life Hit the pipe with your last breath and blow your soul out Join us for the monster lean as the party dies out. [chorus] Matt LeDoux: Some people crawl out of graves, but I spring on the scene I lean left and dip right, the dead dance for me I never trick or treat or try to trip a traveler in passin' I'm candy snatchin', draggin' bodies full of maggots I've mastered the craft of never leavin' paper trails Ain't no slimes and no snails, ain't no puppy dog tails I'm made of sunshine and happiness and fresh fuckin' daisies I smoke the morning mist, I keep my vision purple hazy And go whichever way the Universe decides to take me While zombies break necks bobbin' heads to the break beat No campfire story in the world that can shake me I battle with Frankenstein in my mirror on the daily The science is crazy cravin' flesh that's the way we Grindin' our teeth on that girl we called Stacy So if you think the P.O.D. won't B and E on Halloween We penetrate a party, shut it down at 7:19 [OUTRO] SkatterBrainz: Hey& Igor! Be careful with that! It's older than you are! It's my mother! Oh, you? You're still here? I guess I should've be surprise, I mean& Zombies aren't the only ones looking for brains! Hahahahaha! SkatterBrainz, out.